I just… (part 1)

Matt Cohen — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:13:16 +0000

transcribed a famous comic book into a format its never been in before, for a top secret special project that can not be named.

But, my hands/eyes are now tired. Time for some Star Trek TOS.

Blogging from the future…

Matt Cohen — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 07:20:05 +0000

So the time settings aren’t right and I have no clue what time this blog thinks I am in, but they are at least seven hours or so off.

So, this blog takes place one day in the future for me.

I have to use it to my advantage and send myself memos to the past and whatnot.

Just a note. So hi. From the future. That whole global warming thing. Total bullshit. If anything, I’m kinda chilly.

I own this (part 1)

Matt Cohen — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 06:38:40 +0000

Some cats love Bacon.

I dig on Candy Corn… and since i bought 6 of em’, I now dig on Candy Corn year round.

Currently Obsessed. (part 1)

Matt Cohen — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:53:30 +0000

With the following.

TV

MUSIC

Pixies: Surfer Rosa

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah’s: It’s Blitz!

M.C Chris: M.C Chris is Dead (Black)

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to be continued…..

I need to buy… (part 1)

Matt Cohen — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:14:29 +0000

This painting. Well, it’s a print of a painting but I don’t have a job, so same thing, ya know? Till I sell that first script, I’m in the print game for the forseeable future. Regardless, it’s ridiculous and fills me with all sorts of warm feelings and melancholy bodily functions.

AND, heres the kicker. If I buy it, I get this print for free. THAT’S RIGHT… GRATIS!!! (for my sur-American fanbase)

Set me back a few hundies. Think I shall make a move. Whole snag is I’m out of my current apartment in a few months, so really trying not to “Redecorate” or decorate at all for that matter. Regardless, a painting (ok, print ya fucking harpy) is the easiest thing in this world to move, so eh. Might as well.

Pull up a chair…

Matt Cohen — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 02:58:01 +0000

Not that one.

What?

Because there’s obviously a jacket on the back of that one. Dude probably went to the bathroom. Don’t be a dick.

What?!?!

No, I’m not making a big deal out of this, I’m just saying there are like four chairs over there, you don’t have to take the one that might be already claimed by somebody else.

WHAT?!?!

No, I don’t know who’s jacket it is… That’s not the point! I’m sure you wouldn’t like it if you stepped up for a minute and you get back and your fucking chair is gone. It’s called common decency.

Fuck you… No seriously, fuck you.

Stand for all I fucking care.

And welcome to Tales of Adventure. My little secret garden on the web. The place where I can run and hide when the big bad world gets to rough. Also, I hear tell there’s grilled cheese sandwhiches coming later.

Stick around…